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    January 12

    失去理智了~

    谢小盟:老汉,有钱没得?
    厂长:就这么多咯!!
    谢小盟:有卡没得?
    厂长:你个败家子!你以为你老汉是开印钞厂的啊?你跟我滚!!
    谢小盟:(边躲开老爸打边向门口走去,顺手将空钱包放到旁人手上,对那人说)失去理智了~
     
    这句台词绝对的经典,每次回忆起来都有着不同的味道。与此同时,这句台词有着极高的实用性,在拥挤的公车上,在浓烟滚滚的马路上,在老是抛锚的地铁上,甚至在夜深人静的公园里,只要碰到大小脑短路的人,你都可以用一种极其轻松的语气——最好面部有点微笑——和旁人说:“这人失去理智了~”绝对比你头上冒出三根线来得高雅,来得有档次。
     
    那么在办公室里是不是也能运用这句经典对白呢?
    当然!!!再适合不过啦!
    看到因工作抓狂的同事们,因利益分配不均大打口水仗的主管们,为了往上爬众叛亲离的小组长们……只要你还尚存理智,大可以蔑视的说:“失去理智了!”

    当然也有好的一面:如果为了舒缓压力而变成了购物狂(仅限女生哦),害怕健康流失而变成运动狂,渴望知识而变成了阅读狂——这年头的“狂”实在太多了——的话,看着自己疯狂的结果如果你幸福的笑了,别忘了自嘲
    一句:哈哈,看来我是失去理智咯^_^
     
    就在刚才,我看到老板头上乱茅草的发型我就知道今天又是一个黑色的星期五。恕我胆小,为了我微薄的工资我必须忍气吞声,我只敢对着她的背影悄悄地说:知道理智是什么啊?

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    Rachel 刁wrote:
    是啊,好久都没有跟你联系了,你一切都还顺利嘛?
    很多事情过去了就没有办法珍惜了,所以还是好好把握现在吧:)
    28 Mar.
    eeee eeeewrote:
    看了你写的帖子,感叹:很有味道。
    很久不见你了,在我的感觉里你经常都是满开心的,经常讲笑话,健谈,口才非凡。
    祝福你和男友,永远恩恩爱爱,甜甜蜜蜜,幸福永远*^_^*
    22 Mar.

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